Some Cool Jokes !

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.

a friend is sweet when it is new... it is sweeter when it is true.... but you know that..... it is the sweetest when it is u..."

Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i

destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life.....



I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....

If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever

You look so fine!I want to... break your heart and give you mine

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.

Love is like war... Easy to start... Difficult to end... Impossible to forget

Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People .. Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. .. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More .. But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

Love is Pure .. Love is Sure .. Love is sweet poison .. that Doctors can't cure

Santa - Banta Jokes

Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.
"Is this one one one one?", says the voice.
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night."
"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."

Introduction

I created this blog just to share some of jokes, funny incidents, or humor with you all. I know that you may be knowing some of the jokes, So please ignore those... and enjoy ...